These are the questions my students have asked me today:
"Are you single?"
"Why don't any boys at the gym ask you out?"
"Have you ever been in love?"
Notice a common trend? When I told a freshman I was going to Iron Man tonight I was instructed to wear jeans and a nice top and curl my hair. Apparently my T-town t-shirt and polygamist braid (as Stacie so kindly calls it) are not very attractive. If I want to get a little crazy I can wear a summer dress, but not my khaki pencil skirt or any other professional skirt. If I follow these directions, a guy might just say hi at the movie theater. I am getting dating advice from 14 year olds. Awesome.
Also, they're all obsessed with me working out after this picture surfaced. Super awesome #swag